Happy Friday to all of you, my friends! It's such a great day, isn't it? I love Friday. I know I've said this before, but I like Friday even more than the Saturday or Sunday because it's the day that starts the weekend and I'm always in a great mood knowing I have 2 days off coming up!
Today's post is going to be all about the things that are making me say YAY! Some of them will be funny, some will be weird, some might be annoying for some of you, but whatever! It's my blog and I do what I want.
Don't tell me how to live my liiiiiiiiiiiiife!!
First and foremost, how many of you are like me and you eat well for a few days to a week and start looking at yourself like, have I lost all of the weight yet? Am I making progress? Am I skinnier yet?
This was me yesterday and I was feeling good. Like, oooooh I feel so good in this dress and my stomach is feeling flatter and YAYYYYYY. Then this morning I weigh-in and I've lost less than a pound in 2 weeks. Mother fucker.
This weight loss stuff is so fucking frustrating and I hate how I can feel good one day and the next be so annoyed because the scale is a dumb whore.
Am I the only one who goes through this? Am I insane? Please tell me I'm not crazy...at least not in this regard.
Also, sorry about the language...I'll limit my French from here on out :-)
This is the other sunrise picture I took last week after my run when the sunrise was just so freaking pretty. No filter needed here, my friends!
How about some fun/ridiculous take-out pictures?
You know, these are the pictures that I deemed not worthy for other blog posts, but put in here because I have zero shame.
Here's a series of the ridiculous faces I make when doing my pre/post-workout pictures.
I am so photogenic.
Speaking of photogenic...time for some BABY SELFIES!!
She gets it from her mama!
And her daddy too
I love how curly her hair is! I hope she keeps the curls and has beautiful, wavy, thick hair like her daddy.
Just in case you're wondering where Justin is, he's been up in his room playing video games except for the times I order to him to come downstairs and hang out for an hour or two while I'm making/eating dinner or when I yell at him for not doing his chores.
Oh how I wish I had a summer break again. I've actually thought about getting my teaching certificate and becoming a teacher, but that would be a big problem for me because:
- I like money and things and that would be a huge pay-cut and homie don't play that
- I don't really like children very much. I mean, I like my kids and my friends kids and my nieces and nephews. But that's because they're all pretty well-behaved and not total assholes and have manners. It's the asshole kids without manners that I don't like to be around and I have the feeling teachers have to deal with a lot of those.
So no being a teacher and having a summer break for me! Womp womp!
Would you like to hear about how crappy Jules has been sleeping?
There's apparently an 18 month sleep regression and I'm 99% sure Jules is going through it right now.
On top of that, toddlers apparently start having nightmares around her age and I'm pretty sure she's having those too. They can start around 18 months or earlier if the child has experienced some sort of trauma, which the poor little girl has definitely dealt with :-(
So what we're dealing with right now is a toddler who wakes up at least once in the middle of the night and absolutely will not let me put her down. I've tried rocking her and putting her back down in her crib and patting her back, but she's absolutely not having it. And then I work full-time and can't miss out on the limited sleep I do get, so I'm lazy and put her in my bed with me. So now she's doing this super fun thing where she wakes up between 4:00-5:00 and thrashes around and flings herself all over the bed, waking me up repeatedly until we both finally get up when I workout. Then she sits on the couch or bed while I'm working out and whines/cries through most of it.
Needless to say, she's killing me. I am so tired and find myself getting frustrated with her and then feeling horrible since I know she's just a growing toddler and this kind of behavior is to be expected. I am hesitant to do sleep training again, since I don't want to traumatize her any further, but I don't know how much longer I can live like this.
Do any of you have any advice? Have you gone through this and found a way to help the situation?
"That flash is so bright mom, don't take pictures this early!!"
And to that I say, "your foot is so strong and swift when it kicks me in the head at 4:30 in the morning...stop doing that and I'll stop taking pictures"
(she's flailing around and fussing in that picture...send help...I'm going to lose my marbles)
You know how I have absolutely no shame and like to post horrendous pictures of myself for your enjoyment? Well here come some goodies!
I'm pretty sure I was trying to show how tired I was after my run in this picture, but all I'm getting from this picture is that I sweat a lot and make some INteresting faces.
Of course I took more than one super unflattering pre-Jules jeans pictures! No shame in my game, folks! I need to just burn those dumb pants. BURN THEM!!!!!!!!
Except they're really nice jeans, so first I'm going to try to sell them to a thrift store. But then if they don't take them, I'm BURNING THEM!!
Speaking of flash...
That didn't work at all. But it does show that our bathroom is still pretty clean and organized and I'd like to give myself a pat on the back for that
*tries to pat self on back but remembers that I have no shoulder flexibility so I just scratch my neck instead*
Finally, I have some music recommendations for you guys! Do any of you even listen to any of my recommendations? If you don't, you should!
- Reverend by Kings of Leon (late on the train for this one, but I love it!)
- Wish I Knew You by The Revivalists
- Slide by Calvin Harris
- Know No Better by Major Lazer with Travis Scott
- Rollin by Calvin Harris
For tv stuff, I'm still watching Girls and currently in the last season. I really like this show and would recommend it to everyone! Lots of boobs and butts with some "V" thrown in as well, just so you're not thrown off guard when it pops up on the screen.
I also started watching The Handmaid's Tale last weekend and can I just say, HOLY SHIT! This show actually stresses me out so much that I can only watch one episode at a time. And tv shows never have that effect on me. But it's SO GOOD!
Finally, the new season of Orange is the New Black was released today! Woohoo!! I will probably wait a month or two before watching, which is what I always do...once I watch it, I have to wait another freaking year for more! So I like to wait and savor knowing that it's there to watch before I binge all of the season in one weekend. Anyone else do this?
That about sums things up for me! This weekend should be fairly low-key, but busy. We're taking Justin out for dinner tonight to get some Udon/Ramen because he made the honor roll. I have a 6 mile run with some sprints at the end planned for tomorrow morning and I'm going to do it without Jules, which should make things easier...however as things always happen with running, it'll probably end up being a total shit show instead. Or it'll rain like crazy the entire time like it's been doing all week and I won't run at all - I'll run if it's raining just a little, but it has been straight pouring/storming every morning this week. Then we're having some friends over Saturday night and I may or may not be painting my kitchen table on Sunday #norestforthewicked
How about you? Do you have anything fun planned this weekend?? I hope it's a great one for you!